JACK THE GIANT SLAYER COMING SOON

I can’t say that I’m super excited to see Jack the Giant Slayer this year but I’m intrigued.  I’m always interested in adaptations of stories I loved as a child.  With Bryan Singer at the helm I’m sure there will be plenty to love about the movie but not enough to really put it on most people’s radars.

Note: The second trailer (above) is a little better but I’m still not sold.

Recently, I gathered top 10 lists from around the web and came up with 44 movies to look forward to in 2013.  Jack the Giant Slayer wasn’t on anyone’s lists.  But perhaps that’s a good thing?  Personally, I’m willing to give the movie a shot.  It is based on a fairy tale we all know.  Nobody wants to see a movie with lowered expectations but I’m a positive guy.  Maybe this beanstalk tale has no where to go but up.

I have two complaints about the film from what I’ve seen so far.  First, it seems like an awfully complicated tale considering it’s simplistic roots.  I understand you have to make it bigger in order to fill a feature length movie but the second a man betrays humanity and aligns with the giants I lost interest.  Why is it whenever we are being taken over by aliens or monsters there is always someone willing to sell us out?  Jerks.

Second is the CG.  It doesn’t look spectacular in the trailer and one can only hope it doesn’t distract from the story they are trying to tell.

THE STORYBOOK

Need a reminder of the story?  Check out this stylish animated storybook created by Time4Sleep.

It’s a fantastic reminder of the fable and what the film could be.  I’m a big fan of the artistic style of the book and again I must admit, I’m jealous of all who can draw.

XTRA | Confessions of a Wannabe Animator

Onto the clips!  I looked around and found a couple classic adaptations of Jack & The Beanstalk.  Enjoy!

MICKEY AND THE BEANSTALK

…  How have I never seen this!?

COMICCOLOR: JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

JACK & THE BEANSTALK (1952)

The full length feature from 1952 starring Abbott & Costello is on YouTube.

FRACTURED FAIRLY TALES

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This is a follow up to All Time Best: Movie Based On A True Story.

There really are countless incredible movies that are based on the lives of extraordinary people.  It’s actually a dream of mine to write one someday.  I can’t guarantee it will be incredible but it would be so much fun to research and immerse myself in someone’s unbelievable tale.

What about movies you WISH were based on true stories?

Think about it.  It can be any movie.  Fantasy, Drama, Science Fiction, Aliens, Lightsabers, Neo and more…

Star Wars is real isn’t it?  It happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away so how do you know George wasn’t given a book or something?

I tried to be realistic with my pick but ultimately caved and decided to go with a strange but AWESOME pick.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Think about it realistically…  Sort of.

How bad ass would it be to go bombing around in Toon Town?

It would be non stop laughs.  Who wouldn’t want to go play cards with Bugs Bunny or try and sabotage the Road Runner?

Even drinks at the Ink & Paint Club would be a blast.

I’m choosing to ignore losers like Judge Doom and his retarded freeway plan because deranged toons can’t be real right?

At the end of the day, you can’t say Toon Town wouldn’t be the number one tourist attraction on the planet.  Literally anything is possible when you are hanging out with legendary cartoon characters all day.

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to drive Benny The Cab around, duel with Yosemite Sam or play Tennis with Mickey Mouse?

Note: I think it would be hilarious if Mickey sucked at tennis and was a sore loser.  I’m not that great either but I could take him.

What would you do if you could spend one day in Toon Town?

It’s that question that made this edition of All Time Best an easy pick.  Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing achievement that still holds up to this day.  It’s one of the most entertaining movies in history and you should be finding a copy to watch right now!

Yesterday, I was talking about James Cameron’s Avatar and the new technology behind it.  He isn’t the only one pushing state-of-the-art technology.  Robert Zemeckis has been rolling out performance capture films for a while now.  Yet, none have really been that successful.  (At least, not once you compare them to recent 3D animating films.) This weekend, he unleashed what should have been a smash hit.  It certainly made money but no where near what the filmmakers were expecting.  Let’s look at the facts:

• Beloved story?  Check.
• Jim Carrey?  Check.
• 3D?  Check.

Even with those pieces in place the film only managed to gross 31 million this weekend.  Way below expectations.  Compare that to the 68 million Pixar’s Up made in it’s opening weekend.  Ice Age 3 only made 41 million but went on to become a gigantic world wide success.  I don’t think A Christmas Carol will come close to those numbers.  Are people just not getting it?  (Makes you wonder about the current skepticism about Avatar doesn’t it?)

The Polar Express

This is Captain Back To The Future’s third attempt with performance capture.  Tom Hanks and The Polar Express opened with 23 million.  Beowulf didn’t do much better.  Most of the complaints I’ve read stem from the ‘dead eyes’ look most of the characters have.  I get the critisism but it’s still pretty groundbreaking animation.  I think hyper-real animation has a while to go.  People just seem to identify more with classic cartoons and exagerated characters.  Personally, I’m a fan of every cartoon there is.  I’ll be catching this movie eventually.  It’s just hasn’t risen up my list of must-see films yet.

Still the performance captured films made money which is why Mr. Zemekis can continue with new projects.  They just haven’t pulled in earth shattering numbers yet.  I honestly thought A Christmas Carol had a shot at 50 million at least.

Can the technology behind the film really be blamed though?  Perhaps it’s attachment to the older adaptations.  Take Willy Wonka for example.  The Tim Burton remake had all the elements that should have added up to a massive success.  Yet everyone still holds the original closer to their hearts.  When it comes to A Christmas Carol, Disney’s timeless version wins for me.

Every year in the history of Christmas or years on channel 8 at 8pm (Eastern Time) I watched this movie.  It’s just not Christmas without it.  Sadly, I haven’t watched it in a few years but thanks to the miracle of YouTube, it’s on my list right after The Sandlot.  (Anyone who spots a DVD copy of Mickey’s Christmas Carol needs to notify me immediately by the way.)

It’s strange that many movies have tried to establish new Christmas traditions but haven’t.  I wonder if the younger generations will look back at Jim Carrey’s Scrooge the same way I look at the duck whos name is also Scrooge.

(I’ve included part 1 to brighten everyone’s day.  Sweet flick.)

Another absolute classic is A Muppet Christmas Carol.  My sister and I make time to watch that old VHS once as year.  So really there are already 2 mainstays in my yearly Dickens fix.  Is there room for one more?  I’m keeping an open mind.

Regardless of technology or nostalgia, I’m sure the new version is entertaining.  Maybe it’s the release date.  Would the film benefit from being released closer to Christmas?  I think the theory behind it is to maximize on all the weeks leading up to the holidays.  For the sake of NEW traditions, I hope the film has legs.

If not, Robert Zemekis has another plan.

And that plan is Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2!  Don’t believe me?  Here’s a news story from Joblo from about a week ago.

I can honestly remember a day when I watched this movie, rewound and then watched it again.  I’m definitely up for another trip to Toon Town.  This is a movie that can’t miss when it comes to traditions.  A sequel with better technology and the ORIGINAL writers!  I really hope this movie happens.  It’d be amazing.  I would be very happy about a Roger Rabbit sequel.

FUN FACT:  While looking for a kick ass Roger Rabbit pic I came across the image above.  It’s a book on cassette!  Remember books on cassettes?  I USED TO OWN THAT!  I probably still do.  (I’ll calm down eventually.)

One final thought on the topic of hyper-real animation…  Take a look at this picture from a site called Pixeloo:

I don’t think the world is ready for that either…

UPDATE: In it’s second weekend of release, A Christmas Carol held strong losing only 26% of it’s opening weekend audience taking in 22.3 million.  Looks like it does have some legs.  Good.